Doug Church USA - Questions and Answers

	What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Stand up comic If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Writer What profession would you not like to participate in? Mortician (giving or receiving) What do you consider your greatest professional achievement? "Surviving 7 years with Legends in Concert. Don't get me wrong, it was a great experience in my life! Good folks, good pay, but I couldn't handle singing the "same-damn-five-songs-over-and-over-and-over......." If you weren't doing what you're doing now, what would you be doing? "Wishing I was doing what I am doing now." What do you wish you had invented? "Toilet paper!" Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full, dammit. Why is everyone out to get me? You are introduced to someone at a cocktail party. Describe what you do in one or two sentences? "I would pinch myself and say "How the heck did I end up at a cocktail party?" Then I would smile and say, "Hi there, what's your sign?"" If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You boys know "Let's Have A Party? OK, key of "C" If you were on Wheel of Fortune would you be the type of person who buys a vowel or wouldn't ever buy a vowel? I would only buy a vowel after I solve the puzzle How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends on how long it takes the caller ID to kick in What's under your bed? The Floor!! Favorite Movies and TV - Fletch, anything with John Candy or Will Smith, Star Trek Enterprise Favorite Sesame Street Character? - Definitely Grover! Subscriptions - Cat Fancy and Golf Digest Favorite smell? - My Wife's Perfume Favorite color? - Blue Favorite foods? - Shrimp, cheese, hot dogs (not in that order) Do you eat the stems of your broccoli? - Oh yeah! LOOOOOOVE Broccoli! What is most important in life? - Happiness Music I like: -go on....take a guess... Favorite alcoholic drink? I once told a bartender to make me a Zombie, he said God already beat him to it! What's your favorite number? - 22 Favorite sport to watch? - Nude plate spinning on public TV Books I'm reading Star Trek paperbacks (they are really coming out with some good stuff anymore!) What is most important in life? Happiness Where Do You Live? Michigan What's your zodiac sign? Capricorn What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? I'm still alive? whoah....... First Job? Fruit packing plant Best Job? Still doing it! Do you like to drive fast? Not real fast, just half fast Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? HAIL NO! Do you like storms? Yeah, they're ok (long as I am not OUT in em) What was your first vehicle? A Vauxhall Firenza (bought it in England when I was stationed there in the Air Force....P.O.S.) If you could meet one person dead or alive, who would that be? In no hurry to meet Elvis, but would love to meet B.B. King!!! Personal quote: Don't do unto others if they haven't done unto you cause you might get done in doing it! My heroes: I don't really have any heroes anymore, thanks to the information age! What musician, song, book, TV show, movie or play produced in the last year has been most inspiring to you, either personally or professionally? Ronnie McDowell. If it weren't for his inspiration, I don't think I'd be in this profession! Why I'm a geek: Who you calling a geek, you...you...you...NERD! Why I'm cool: Natural selection Objects of my technolust: too many to mention here My addictions: my computer (just ask my wife!), Elvis music Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? yeah, all three fingers Click on category to reveal related questions What is your favorite word? "That's like asking me what my favorite Elvis song is! There are just so many from which to choose......I like em all (even some of the dirty ones...heh heh)" What is your least favorite word? NO What sound do you love? Elvis music What sound do you hate? loud, angry cursing What is your favorite curse word? "fartknocker (but I don't think it's really a curse word)"